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Showing posts with label cake cutting. Show all posts

Funny Wedding Photo: Call a Priest

We're going to need some holy water while you're at it....

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Nobody Likes a Crying Bride

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Getting a Head Start

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Next Time, Let a Pro Do It

Why would you ever leave your wedding cake to chance?

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Drunk Cake Cutting Ceremony, then Cake Fight

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The Tounge Bone is Contected to the Elbow Bone, Which is Connected to the Nipple Bone

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And Tha'ts How You Kick off Years of Marital Bliss

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Groom Accidentally Stabs Bride, Officals Declare Stabbing a "Honest Mistake"

In a horrific turn of events, due to mass confusion leading up to the cake cutting ceremony, a local Memphis groom "accidentally" stuck a knife in his bride, as opposed to the identical looking wedding cake behind him.

"I turned around and, everyone was cheering, and I guess I got caught up in the moment and forgot myself," said the 34 year old groom, "One minute she was standing beside me, the next, I had a knife in her."

Paramedics quickly rushed to the scene and began to control the bleeding, Luckily the groom stopped cutting after he realized that "It wasn't strawberry filling".

Thankfully, for the cake, the Kebler Elves were also on hand, to rebuild the imposter bride, as the real one came crashing down on the dessert, moments after having a knife inserted into her stomach.

No charges have been filed against the groom at this point.

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