Funny Wedding Jokes

While enjoying a lunchtime pint in a pub, four elderly men were discussing everything from football, the economy, to the weather, to how things used to be in the "good old days."

Eventually the conversation moved on to their wives. One man turned to the guy on his right and asked, 'Eh, Alan, aren't you and your lady celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?'

'Sure, man, we are,' Alan replied.

'Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?' another gentleman asked.

Alan pondered this for a moment, then replied, 'For our twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Hazel to Ireland. Maybe for our fiftieth, I'll go down there and get her back.'