Is That Why We Moved Next Door to the Driving Range?

Just fresh off of their honeymoon, the bride and groom begin to settle into their house and new life.

The first night the newlyweds spend in their new house, the groom had an unusual request of his bride; "See this nightstand?" he asked, "Promise me that you'll never go in this nightstand for as long as we're married. You can have anything in the house for your own, just let me have this nightstand."

The bride, a bit perplexed, agreed to the strange request, and over the next forty years, kept her promise.

One day, while her husband was at work, she was cleaning the bedroom when she noticed that the nightstand drawer was open. Curiosity finally getting the best out of her, she decided to take a peek.

She opened the drawer, only to find two golf balls and a wad of cash totaling to about $9,000.

That night at dinner, the wife confronted the husband as to the contents of the nightstand.

"Well, I guess its about time I told you. We've been married for over forty years, and I decided that for every time I cheated on you, I would put a golf ball in the drawer."

The wife, visibly upset, said "I guess, after forty years, and there's only two golf balls, I guess that's not so bad. But where did the $9,000 come from?"

Without looking up from his dinner, the husband replied "From selling golf balls."